I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
When people with bad grammar try to insult you like
my mom doesn’t even text me back
Okay so I’m getting two boxes and writing “For when you need to smile - Phil” and “For when you need to smile - Dan” on each and filling them with compliments/happy things/little messages from people for when Dan and Phil maybe need cheering up a bit. (I’ll be giving them…
…because everyone needs some manly wrestling on their blog.
This bitch put me in an ugly-ass champagne floor gown that looks terrible with my skin tone and she is wearing a cardigan to my birthday party. I refuse to be disrespected by this.